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Stand-Up Comedians in Glasgow


Pete Murphy, The Pirate King, where the punchlines hit as hard as a piledriver, and the laughs are as hearty as a pirate’s “yo-ho-ho!” If you’re w...

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Glasgow
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£50 - 1,000
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Pete Murphy, The Pirate King, where the punchlines hit as hard as a piledriver, and the laughs are as hearty as a pirate’s “yo-ho-ho!” If you’re w...

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Glasgow
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£50 - 1,000
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Rude & Good Comedy a duo that can do both Adult Comedy or Stand Up Comedy we can bring laughter to any type of audience...

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Inverness
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Rude & Good Comedy a duo that can do both Adult Comedy or Stand Up Comedy we can bring laughter to any type of audience...

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Inverness
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Book Gordon... The Complete Entertainer! Always Delivers! Never Lets you Down!
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Book Gordon's Pop-Up Comedy Club - ...

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Bury St Edmunds
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£220 - 680
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Comedian|Actor|Host|Promoter
Book Gordon... The Complete Entertainer! Always Delivers! Never Lets you Down!
Or
Book Gordon's Pop-Up Comedy Club - ...

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Entertainers > Comedians > Stand-Up Comedians
Hometown
Bury St Edmunds
Price range
£220 - 680
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If you want serious comedy David Tsonos is not your man. With his friendly and confident persona he intrigues the audience with his combination of ...

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Brighton and Hove
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If you want serious comedy David Tsonos is not your man. With his friendly and confident persona he intrigues the audience with his combination of ...

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Brighton and Hove
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Stand-up comedians in Glasgow

What to expect from stand-up comedy in Glasgow

Glasgow has a strong live entertainment culture, and stand-up comedians are a popular choice for both public events and private bookings. Event planners can expect a broad range of styles, from clean observational comedy and hosting-focused performances to edgier club-style material for adult audiences. Many Glasgow-based comedians are experienced in adapting their set to the room, which is especially important for mixed-age groups, corporate audiences, and events with a formal schedule.

For visitors attending a comedy night, the experience typically includes a host or compere, one or more support acts, and a headline comedian. For private events, the format is often shorter and more tailored, with options for a 15-20 minute set, a longer headline-style performance, or a comedian who also acts as MC.

Suitable occasions and event formats

Stand-up comedians in Glasgow can work well across a variety of occasions, provided the audience and setting are suitable for live comedy.

  • Corporate events: Awards nights, conferences, networking events, and staff parties (usually with clean or tailored material)
  • Private parties: Birthdays, anniversaries, and milestone celebrations
  • Weddings: Evening entertainment, reception hosting, or a comedy MC role
  • Charity events: Fundraisers, gala dinners, and community nights
  • Hospitality venues: Pubs, bars, hotels, and private clubs running comedy nights

The best results usually come when the audience is seated, focused on the performance, and not competing with loud music, food service, or frequent interruptions.

Practical details for planners

Price range: Fees vary based on experience, event type, travel, and performance length. Newer or local acts may start around £150-£300 for short private sets, while established comedians commonly range from £400-£1,200+. Recognisable names, peak dates, or bespoke corporate material can cost significantly more.

Equipment: Most comedians require a reliable PA system, handheld microphone, mic stand, and basic stage lighting. For larger rooms, a raised stage is recommended. A quiet room setup and clear sightlines are often more important than a large production setup.

Booking lead time: For weekends and December dates, booking 2-6 months ahead is sensible. For corporate events or headline acts, earlier booking improves availability and choice.

Content and suitability: Always confirm whether the set should be clean, family-friendly, or adult-only. Share audience details, event timing, and any sensitive topics to avoid.

Running order: Comedy usually works best after food service and before late-night dancing or music, when guests are still attentive.

FAQ

How far in advance should I book?

For popular dates in Glasgow, especially Fridays, Saturdays, and festive periods, booking several months in advance is recommended. Midweek dates may have more flexibility.

Can comedians tailor material for corporate events?

Yes, many comedians can adapt tone and content for business audiences, and some offer light customisation based on your company, industry, or event theme.

What venue setup works best for stand-up comedy?

A seated audience, good sound, low background noise, and focused lighting create the best conditions. Avoid layouts where guests are spread across multiple rooms.

Do I need to provide technical equipment?

Usually yes, unless the comedian or agent includes production. Confirm in advance whether the booking includes sound equipment, microphone, and technician support.

Is stand-up comedy suitable for all audiences?

Not always. It depends on the comedian’s style and the audience profile. Confirm age range, language preferences, and content expectations before booking.

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